everyone has a story

dellent:

chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

I agree

(Source: mattsgifs)

thatfunnyblog:

I’ll have a large please

twoarmedwoman:

roy-ality:

whisp-s:

My sub in math was the biggest babe

your sub in math looked like he can get it

Why in the hell is he subbing

(via daisyophobia)

newkidzonthecock:

i will commit a million crimes until he arrests me.

(Source: adoradordepelos, via daisyophobia)

glittorous:

lazellle:

bradley cooper reading lolita, and girlfriend 17 years younger than him
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
"The hardest period in life is one’s twenties. It’s a shame because you’re your most gorgeous and you’re physically in peak condition. But it’s actually when you’re most insecure and full of self-doubt. When you don’t know what’s going to happen, it’s frightening." by Helen Mirren, Esquire interview (via earthlightened)

(Source: sarahjoyetotheworld, via dirtylittlestylewhoree)

"Be picky with who you invest your time in, wasted time is worse than wasted money." by Unknown (via jvdlx)

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"One. Do not promise when you’re happy.
Two. When you are angry, do not respond.
Three. Do not decide when you’re sad."
by

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